Menopausal Birthday To Do List

This hilarious and relatable birthday card features a menopause to-do list with all the classic moments—waking up sweaty, searching for misplaced glasses, forgetting what you were doing mid-thought. A fun way to celebrate the strength, wisdom, and humour that come with this stage of life.

This card reads:

Menopause Birthday To Do List

√ Wake up sweaty

√ Search for glasses to read birthday texts

√ Do math to figure out real age

√ Find new wrinkles

√ Pull a muscle blowing out candles

√ Forget where you put your phone

√ Open a window for God’s sake

√ Crawl into bed exhausted, hot, and thankful for another trip around the sun.

Product Description:

4.25” x 5.5 “ Folded greeting card.

Created in my home studio in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

Blank inside for optimum room to say what you gotta say.

Envelope and eco friendly plastic sleeve included.

Printed in small batches at a local shop in Halifax, Nova Scotia on sustainable paper. 

Hand packaged and shipped from my home to you.